Famous For Nothing

(‘Cause I’m famous for nothing)

I love my fame so let’s talk more about me
I got no shame, my sex tape’s coming out next week
I’m so crazy ‘cause it’s good for the ratings
So take another picture for US Weekly
(I call them my friends you call them papparazzi)

Turn out the lights, cameras are go, get out the way
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
Out every night, my life’s a show
I’m getting paid
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
I can’t act, can’t dance, can’t write, can’t sing
(No I can’t do anything)
Turn out the lights, pile up the dough
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
(‘Cause I’m famous for nothing)

Good press, bad press, it makes no difference to me
If I go to the grocery store, I’ll make sure to call TMZ
When I go out, I get paid to party
I’m always on the list, champagne, red carpet
(You fly coach, I only fly private)

Turn out the lights, cameras are go, get out the way
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
Out every night, my life’s a show
I’m getting paid
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
I can’t act, can’t dance, can’t write, can’t sing
(No I can’t do anything)
Turn out the lights, pile up the dough
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing

By dating someone famous it makes me even more
famous, it’s true
(Hey, oh, hey)
I can hear you people laughing
Can’t you see the joke is really on you?
(Hey, oh, hey)
Now you follow all my ups and downs
I’m filling up my bank account
I’m so big I’m so important
You wanna be my friend just call my agent

They say you only got fifteen minutes
And mine are almost up
I guess I’ll take the bus back home
But when my spin off flops.

Turn out the lights, cameras are go, get out the way
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
Out every night, my life’s a show
I’m getting paid
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
I can’t act, can’t dance, can’t write, can’t sing
(No I can’t do anything)
Turn out the lights, pile up the dough
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing

I got the life, too bad for you, get out the way
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
Out every night, my life’s a show, I’m getting paid
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
I can’t act, can’t dance, can’t write, can’t sing
(No I can’t do anything)
Turn out the lights, pile up the dough
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
(oh, oh, oh!)
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing
(oh, oh, oh!)
‘Cause I’m famous for nothing