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Masturbation.
Self ejaculation.
It helps all blood circulation.
You will need hand-eye coordination.
Because it has lots of vibration.
In math you'll work equations.
But, you're no good if you got premature ejaculation.
I really hate this nation.
If you eat a lot of cheese you'll get constipation.
So go masturbate, now.