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Beer!
I love drinking beer. Really good beer.
And all types of alcoholic beverages.
Beer!
I really like drinking beer!
Most beer is real good, except for when it's warm.
Or when it's old and skunky.
Let me tell you a story about a bad beer experience I had with skunky beer.
It was really, really bad. Bad, bad beer that tasted like bananas.
Bad beer that tasted like bananas.
We all know what bananas are.
They taste like shit! (I like bananas.)
I hate beer that tastes like bananas.
So I think I'll go outside.
And look for mushrooms underneath cow shit that will expand my mind while I
Hallucinate.