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Hey!
Someone asked if I was straight or gay
Hey!
Someone asked if I would drink the very next day
I wanna keep all doors ajar
What differs a pub from a bar?
Hey!
Is moustaches a thing of today?
If golf really a sport?
Nipples, how come I have those?
What's up with that?
I dunno
Hey!
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Hey!
What's the odour of a smelly rat?
Is religion
a good excuse
to brutalize and abuse?
Hey!
Can I sing any worse than this?
If golf really a sport?
Nipples, how come I have those?
What's up with that?
I dunno