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I may have played for the home team
Yeah, I play all sides of the field
I swing my d*ck on both sides of the fence
I'm a friend of Dorothy
I have a well-earned reputation for being very well-hung... right
Wrong, yeah, wrong direction
Lost, yeah, I'm lost again
The light's on upstairs but nobody is home
I'm possibly mildly r*tarded
Now I'm appearing in p*rno films and wearing a chicken suit
And I'm a rude, crude, selfish stuck-up snot who possibly prefer myself
Wrong, yeah, wrong direction
Lost, yeah, I'm lost again