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I am cow, hear me moo, i weigh twice as much as you
And i look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curds, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, i am cow, hear me moo!
I am cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when i belch!
Oh, the ozone kayer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, i am cow, i have gas!
I am cow, here i stand, far and wide upon this land
And i am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow i am cow, hear me moo,
I am cow, i am cow, hear me moooooo!