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Pastor:
Hey siter bettie, sister clara
And who is this? you new here, ain't you brother?
Willie d:
Yep
Pastor:
Well welcome to mount paid in full
God sure is good, ain't he?
Willie d:
Sure is
Pastor:
Well we gonna ask you to put all you valuables in this here cup
And pass all your other metal objects to brother swaggert
You can pick em up over there on the other side
Willie d:
What, y'all having a problem with weapons or something in church?
Pastor:
No, brother, it's just that pastor gimme don't want no change in the
Church
Verse 1:
Ain't that a bitch, the churchhouse getting rich
But i'm looking like dookie on a stick
As soon as i walked in, they couldn't wait
To pass that goddamned collection plate
And before i could stick my dollar in
The ushers were making rounds again
To get there i had to hitch a ride