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Verse 1:
Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night,
buckwild, 'cause yo, that's kind of my style,
check it,
on the town with a girl named Kay-Bee,
and a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way,
I was straight out illin',
why do I say so? 'cause yo, my girl was home chillin,
fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin',
it was called Lay....um, Jay...um, somethin',
I was ready to attack her, unh,
giving the sex look like Dracula,
a little bit of soft music playin,
and Don Perrier, it was on, know what I'm sayin,
every thing was lovely, but then,
what the d*mn, my girlfriend walked in,
oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread,
oh I'm dead, mayday code red
Verse 2:
my oh my, what am I to do?
gotta get away, cause my girlfriend's coming through,
um Jay, I gotta, um, well, see, there's well, this, um, exscuse me,
to the back with the mucho-quickness,
my girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses,
I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk,
but there's bars on the windows, I can't jump,
exit stage left, quickly plan B,
gotta find a way that my girl won't see me,
crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick,
like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick,
heart poundin' a round a mile-a-minute,
this time I really done did it,
down on my hands and my knees on the floor,
I'm looking at the front door,
ready, set, make the dash,
her back is turned, maybe I can get past,
I almost made it, but then, d*mn, she turned her head,
code red
break it on down
Verse 3:
all was perfect, the ship was sailing,
but now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin',
I kept on runnin' even though she saw me,
and I sat and waited at home for baby to call me,
I watched a little TV,
phone started ringing 'bout 12:23,
I picked it up real slow, and said,
"mmmmm..hello?",
she wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk,
girl made my head hurt,
I tried to be as cool as I could be,
I said hey, it wadn't me,
she wasn't having that melody,
needless to say, she left me,
another brother just couldn't control his head, (another one)
code red
