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(Two men talking)
"Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?"
Empire... last for me...
Empire Had The Better Ending, I Mean Luke Gets His Hand Cut Off,
Finds Out Vaders His Father, Uh... Han Gets Frozen and Gets Taken
Away By Bobba Fett, It Ends On Such A Downending. I Mean That's What Life
Is, A Series Of Downendings. All Jedi Had Was A Bunch Of Muppets...
Chesa... Be cha Who Onkay Chubaka...
(Music Begins)
Chubaka!!! (Chorus)
Urrrrrrrr... Uh uh uh uhn, Urrrr...
Chewy!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bridge)
Ooo uh, Ooo uh, Ooo uh... Urrrr...
(Repeat Chorus)
Urrrrrr... uhhhh...
(Repeat Bridge)
Urr... uh...
Chewy is that you?
Urrrrrrr...
OHHH... What A Wookie!!!
HA Ha Ha... No Bechack han holo Han Solo...