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i woke up with my nuts by my side so i brushed my tooth and i took them for a ride when i go driving it's the carpool lane all the way because i am beside myself my girl sits in the back cuz my nuts ride shotgun i've got elephantitis of the nuts public p*ssy places won't have me they think i'm an embarrassment of the human male society it's not a disease don't wan't a quarantine because these nuts are my personal property some say that i'm a hero to all my fellow mens i'm their token role model like alanis is to women