I Wish I Was A Girl

I wish I was a girl
(Uhhh)
I wish I was a girl
(Girl, girl, girl)
I wish I was a girl
(WHY?)

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more t*ts
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a d*ck that's quite hairy
My as* is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Cost being a guy can be really boring
And cross dressing just isn't my thing

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive t*ts
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cos being a girl would be so cool
Cos when you c*m you don't leave a pool

I wish I was a girl

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........

Mother

Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..
Why wasn't I a girl..

WHY?!!

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so d*mn much
To fell my cl*t as it gets.........