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Monoxide Child
Now let me introduce myself as the man
fking every b*tch in the world, just cuz I can
And I won't even play with you girls that don't fk
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane
b*tch, you ain't s**t but a hoe and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully fking and sucking d*ck
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
Cuz I was fkin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Goin' get me to slappin' on that as* and b*tt cheeks
And get my d*ck to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, what up, I'm lookin' to get laid
(AND THE HOOKERS HERE TONIGHT IS LOOKING TO GET PAID)
fk that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stinkin' girls thinkin' about my cash
Hook (repeat twice)
b*tch, you comin' outta them pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
We callin' for the freaks, you think I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fk on the first date I'm leavin' that ass
Jamie Madrox
b*tch wit' the big lips, I'm a young nigg*
Wit' crazy fk in my hips
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to fk you
Hey b*tch, that's a nice ass
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey b*tch, do you like sex? Well me too
I'm goin' pull my d*ck out and this is what we goin' do
fk 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin' p*ssies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked d*ck, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my d*ck is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips
Hook
Monoxide Child
You can tell it from the get-go b*tch, I ain't the one
And strictly for your info b*tch, you ain't the bomb
I done fked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I fked in one night is like five (d*mn!)
You could say that I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my seeds then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide, fkin' girls left and right
Let a killa know, if ya fkin' tonight
Jamie Madrox
Hey b*tch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check cuz your beaver's within my arm reach
(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my c*ck
??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot
Hey b*tch, would you finger your box
And rub the butt, of the nigg* named Madrox?
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of d*ck
So do you wanna fk? Hey you, hey b*tch!
Hook
Jamie Madrox
Stupid b*tch!
What the fk you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fk?!?
Who the fk you think you are?!?
Motherfkin' Liz Claiborne, b*tch?
I don't like that s**t, and I don't like you!
So if you ain't fkin', you need to bounce, b*tch!
That's on my moms!
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead s**t