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(Jamie Madrox)
"I got another funky rhyme
another funky funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice)
"Awwww s**t!
Twizted!
This is my s**t man!
They're finna remake the wicked s**t!
Jamie spit man!"
(Jamie Madrox)
"Now they let the gates up so I bail
Six s**tty months pick me up from the county jail
Smart as* mouth even though I paid my dues
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hoopty muf*la draggin
Ain't been in the hoop ride long
And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know
The b*tch said muth*fker pick me up at three
Can't b*tch Santa don't ride your street
We can meet around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up d*mn, she was out of luck
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck
Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too
With a knot in my sock, b*tch i thought ya knew
Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum
And I was drunk as fk and smelled like an alley bum
I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore
Dumb b*tch starin at me like and eyesore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth
The b*tch jumped up faster than a race
and told me how to bow to her face
So she pickin up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine
Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp...UHH
Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a s**t
But I ain't sayin nothin though
I ain't sayin nothin bout the muth*fkin hoe
Whats up b*tch? your ready to break, besides how long
Can one fat b*tch take? Quit snackin
And pay this s**t, so we can go to your crib
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy
"Your Employed?"
"Uhhhhh s**t, Naw"
(Jamie Madrox)
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him, lettin me grip his ride
Besides, he slipped me a fifty
But the again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna fk so we headed to my house
fk sittin with you parents on the couch
Dad I got a b*tch in my room and a smile
Take your as* to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin ho's
But I need to bust nut so I switch to the mack mode
(Monoxide Child)
Now Laurie, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fk you
Look b*tch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And I'll fk to go hit that
Come on ny*pho, and let me hit dat
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer sk*nk
(Violent J)
Ya nasty little pipe smokin MONEY HUNGRY b*tch!
(Monoxide Child)
That's the s**t J
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talkin and she was on her back
Ya never guess what
My first day out, and I caught my nut
(Jamie Maddrox & Monoxide Child)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
First day out and I caught my nut (what)
Well s**t b*tch it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4X)