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If i play soccer
Im sure im a great player
Peter Shoemaker can't save my ball
He will fall down on the shoal
Micro Ovum can't score a goal
I'll stand there to say no no no
Chorus
Soccer mania
Soccer mania
Every one can play even Anastasia
Except me
If i know how to shoot
I'll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop
He will never be a denmark keeper
But maybe he will be a rubish car driver
I'll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum's face
He will be full of grace!!!!