What Happened To The Groupies

Intro: Captain Save-A-Hoe
Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out
I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?
But yall can't be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?
Yall in here talkin bout "suckin this" and "suckin that"
Aww s**t, here come B pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool man

Verse 1: B-Legit/Too USDhort

B-Legit:
I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night
Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right
I'm tight, nicknamed Ike for the drama
It's baby and her mama, naked in a sauna
Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard
Blue mink, Short, and my St. Brenard
Super bad man all around Hoo-J
Tell me what the fk happened to the groupies

Too USDhort:
What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through
To do everything we want em to
Supposed to be all good when they get here
Break off, b*tch we real playas
Baby in the red said "It's coo'"
She gonna give me some p*ssy, and some head too
I aint trippin though, these girls takin too long
I'm bout to call some other hoes on the phone

B-Legit:
Tell em I'm a hog nigg*, need a triple-X b*tch down to stick
Turn tricks switched the d*ck
Theres hips outside and I'm fo' sho' dat
And the finest ho she know where mo' at
Gotta show that, nigg* tuck my jewels
Can't be slippin with a b*tch, know that s**t
Hit me at the room when the hoes come
It be at 301 we callin for some

Too USDhort:
Where they at B-Legit where they at? (where they at)
Let these girls know theres some real playas back
Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress
If you do it right then I'll be back b*tch
Another showdown, in yo' town
Let everybody know you my ho now
I'm feelin way too cool off the gin and juice
I'm bout to fk my b*tch and her friend too (and her friend too)

Captain Save-A-Hoe:
d*mn, see man yall is trippin man,
this '98 yall actin like its still '88
Short cussin, and all this bulls**t,
check this out--see baby and them leavin see?
Baby come here, c'mon, baby don't even trip, just kick it for a lil while
You know what I'm sayin? I'll take you to Sizzler to go eat after awhile
I'll make em stop trippin, don't even trip baby its all good

Verse 2: Too USDhort/B-Legit

Too USDhort:
I'm feelin good, everything hooked up right
Before its all over I'ma be in som'n tight
Looked down at my hip to check my pager
Tryin to find me a b*tch, fresh off the stage
nigg* aint hungry, fk the after party
Told a cute groupie "b*tch meet me in the lobby"
You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends
Next weekend we gonna do it all again

B-Legit:
I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud
We at the Holiday-Inn, room 510
Bring all the girls even if they dikes
We hyped, hoes eatin p*ssy tonight
Seen her in my mug, peepin my game
Lookin like she could take d*ck in the brain
We all champagne and Cali green
I need a b*tch like that on a pimp team

Too USDhort:
It's after midnight, can't find the right women
Can't be slippin while you're late night pimpin
Way too many got stuck like that
Waited too late then fked a rat
Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell
With the wrong b*tch in the wrong hotel
Shoulda gave up when you first struck out
Now you tryna get the fk out

B-Legit:
Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up
Didn't get to fk cuz these hoes is ducks
like me need the head lay on
From bad as* girls who prefer red bones
Rock microphones, later count G's
Could always spot a rat chasin with cheese
Please, put it on freeze, it don't suit me
What happened to the muth*fkin groupies? (muth*fkin groupies)

Captain Save-A-Hoe:
What happened? nigg* they all left, thats what happened
Yall muth*fkas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other
Oh thats cool, yall got some muth*fkin Playboy magazines
So I guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man
Yall gotta understand one thing man
girls don't love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down
Be cool with a b*tch, ya know what I'm sayin?
Show her some caring and s**t, understand me?

Verse 3: B-Legit/Too USDhort

B-Legit
I remember when the s**t first began
I used to fk the dog s**t out my biggest fans
Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot
Then its back to the telly for some more c*ck
s**t was non-stop, don't choose too fast
Theres a gang of more girls with way more ass
Up and down the hall with the bad-ass body
Groupies lookin for the after party

Too USDhort:
I used to be wild as fk, get my d*ck sucked
On the back of the tour bus with two or three gals
Check into my suite, order somethin to eat
Knockin at my door, its another lil freak
Right up the hall on the same flo'
You could stand in line and run a train on the ho
Top-notch or rat, skinny or fat
B-Legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at)

B-Legit:
In the room with the tricks gettin big faces
But they really wanna know how the d*ck tastes
I used to get fked, fall asleep, wake up
Kick the b*tch out and bump a freak
But nowadays, you gotta watch your route
savin hoes need to cut that out
So what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done came
I think they scared of a nigg* with this real game

Too USDhort:
What happened to the groupies, don't point your finger
They're all backstage chasin R&B singers
At the other concert, on the other side of town
I seen a few hoes but they wasn't down
Where the groupies at, I'ma ask yall later
Probably out tryna fk basketball players
Silly hoes, rappers got mansions
But we aint tryna get into these tramp girls

Captain Save-A-Hoe:
Yall is trippin man,
yall need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals man
Yall gettin too old for this s**t,
yall gonna be sittin around in the club
Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old ass
You need to find ya a good woman, sn*tch her up, get her a BMW
She got kids, only do what you do, tell her "I got you"