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INTRO
(b*tch!)
girls keep comin up USDhort
fkin with Too USDhort,Too USDhort
(b*tch!)
Too USDhort,Too USDhort
REPEAT
Now fk around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face
to make sure you girls understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigg*
Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin
I know ya starvin b*tch what you GONNA eat?
Just because I PICKED you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha as* a plate
Cos on this date we just fkin till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour
I'm only out to fk a b*tch,fk tryin to charm her
I treat a fine as* b*tch like dirt
No money in her purse,a fk is all SHES worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
b*tch,you need to go find a nigg* to buy some MORE drinks
At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to fk smilin
Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fkin I say "Later" to you hos
So if you girls gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot fkin with Short Dawg
girls keep comin up USDhort
fkin with Too USDhort,Too USDhort
(b*tch!)
REPEAT
girls be like rabbits WANTING diamonds and carats
See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked b*tch,you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me
I tell a b*tch real quick,I ain't no TOOTSY ROLL
All you good fo' is some head and some p*ssy,ho!
And if the p*ssy and the head tight,we fk em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice
b*tch jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?
I'm Shorty the Pimp b*tch,you goin hoin
fked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
RAISED UP OUT the p*ssy,now I'm in the traffic
Now p*ssy still wet,got my d*ck in her hand
Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands
STICKIN TO MY SCRIPT,never p*ssy-whipped
Seein with them girls,IM A TAURUS THE PIMP
I use to break hos for Scrilla,BUT NOW I GOT MINE AND
I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town girls
Livin large for a night,turn back into PUMPKINS
When I'm through fkin,girls leavin with nothin
girls keep comin up USDhort
fkin with Too USDhort,Too USDhort
(b*tch!)
Too-Too USDhort,Too USDhort(Hos can't fk with me)
(b*tch!)Too USDhort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty
I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy
I fk a different ho a day and leave rubbers and p*ssy
girls keep lookin for some Too USDhort NUTS
Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust
b*tch might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player,no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!"
Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my b*tch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the girls won't want me
Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky
Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake ON THE mic,got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and s**t
I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me
s**t!Snap back came out of my dream
s**t can really happen if you know what I mean?
But fk a wife bia*ch,stay away
Don't wanna own a p*ssy,keep the babies on lay-away
b*tch CALLED MY HOME,said it was mine
She didn't know I fked her with a d*ldo the whole time
Star-struck b*tch seein dollar signs,she think the WORLD is fine
Playin games so I taught her mine
Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap
girls keep comin up USDhort
fkin with Too USDhort,Too USDhort
(b*tch!)
REPEAT
