Can't Stay Away

Yeah that's right
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you even started rappin'
1983, Too USDhort
Word for word
Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty girls

A nigg* like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b*tch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash

girls, girls, girls
Invasion of the Flat Booty girls

I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but girls with no ass
I woke up early felling right
Do the same d*mn thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good bj from a real fine b*tch
Strokin', smokin', sir Too USDhort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt
She sucked my d*ck and then we fked
That good tight p*ssy I couldn't pass
A light-skined freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was fkin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every b*tch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need glasses"
Where's them girls with the big round asses
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Bring two girls then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different b*tch
Waitng on the bus someone was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That as* is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "Short she's all that"

girls, girls, girls
Invasion of the Flat Booty girls

Every single day of the week
For every nigg*r living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get fked and get some head
Cause girls all over wanna get fked
I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty girls took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the girls with as* stay home today"
And he said "Short what now"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town
I thought them girls out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fked my mind

girls, girls, girls
Invasion of the Flat Booty girls

We hit the beat town like Oakland players
I knew it girls was everywere
The first one had tities so fat
But that don't work her as* was flat
The second b*tch was flat too
Talked about the b*tch like a muth*fkin' fool
I said beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your as* baby what happened
She turned around caped back on me
Said "fk you nigg* where's your teeth"
I dam near fell jummping out the car
But I slapped that and slapped her hard
My homie said "Short we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that b*tch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b*tch a I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that b*tch "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said I'm Sir Too USDhort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that s**t never happend again

Invasion of the Flat Booty girls

The invasion (Beyotch) is on

That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game