Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit
Mother fk you d*mn b*tch

My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm from the "O" I for what I know
And like I told your as* before you can fk my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my girls
With a Ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints b*tch now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
nigg*r fk Bill Clinton
Make me the mother fking president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine as* girls in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigg*r trade for a new Fleetwood
You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking
I come through and all your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin
Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a b*tch or a hoe
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now nigg*r want to shove the b*tch
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the b*tch
Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
b*tch, slipped up and hit your as* for a lick
Talking that mother fking baby s**t
You'z a punk as* nigg*r can't you see
Thatz the difference between like you and me
I got girls, on my mind
It's been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you fk and make you pay up fast
Trick nigg*r, why you wanna be like that
Let them try for lent girls take your fat as* stack
Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the b*tch just fine
She'll be taking all of yours and can't fk with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
All you playa hating shouldn't be that way

There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother fk you d*mn s**t head b*tch

Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the b*tch is coming up
She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.
She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink
I'm a player as* nigg*r tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the b*tch in my clean as* suit
And I told her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen"
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.
All you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp as* nigg*r and the game don't stop
"All you gotta do is fk a few big shots,
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the nigg*r in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had sex with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you can't get s**t when you don't have game

Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole
Guerilla pimps just don't quit
I say mother fk you d*mn b*tch

*MC Breed*

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b*tch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know
I want a b*tch thats a top notch hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother fk you d*mn b*tch

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b*tch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole

There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a b*tch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Say mother fk you d*mn beyatch!!

Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm

(Too Short) Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole

Nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother fk you d*mn b*tch

Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother fking s**t god d*mn a**hole
(Too Short) Cuss words. Mother fk you d*mn beyotch!

Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) Beyotch!!

There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know

(Too Short) Ain't nuthin like pimping d*mn b*tch

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) There ain't nothing like pimping god d*mn a**hole

Ah

(Too Short) That's it nigg*r, there is no more. Life is...

*Unknown Voice*

Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a b*tch.
Ain't nothing like a mother fking, b*tch!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fking nasty as* mother fk it
(Takes a deep breath)
b*tch, I hate your mother fking ass. You mother fking Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. fck all yall. Hahahaha.