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These are the tales the freaky tales...
The tales that i tell so well...
I met this girl her name was joan
She loved the way i rocked the microphone
When i met joan i took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When i met ann i soked her pans
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak i met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and i popped that cherry