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Written by: Tom Petty
Well who you callin' Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling out my door
I don't know what I want to say next but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows I'm here
Oh please don't call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard