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I had a run in with my dad,
About a girlfriend that I had.
He got a look at what we did,
He don't believe in sex.
My dad he lectured till his face was red.
As red as my girlfriend's.
He was talkin about self-respect,
When my mind wandered.
(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?
.................................?
Erection! Erection!
(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate,
Fuck! Fuck!
I had a run in with my dad,
He don't believe in sex.