Оригинален текст
There's something 'bout that boy, that's strange to see
He doesn't look like you, he doesn't look like me
I've been meaning to tell ya, please don't go wild
There's a possibility that he's not your child, 'cause
Chorus: I made love to your father, love to your brother
Once or twice I slept with your mother
There has to be a father, it could be you
Or half of the creatures down the local zoo
You wear tartan pyjamas and socks in bed
Couldn't be more boring, if you were dead
If I mention "sex", all you do is frown
That's why I sometimes have to sleep around
Chorus
He's got green scaly skin, and a pair of horns
I knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born
I've been wracking my brains tryin'a think of a father
Who's a cross between a goat and an Iguana
Chorus (x2)
Half of the creatures down the local zoo (x2)