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They call me sloppy jalopy
I got a whole lot in my head
I never get up early baby
Just to get out of bed
I eat the jalapeno yes I do
And then I take a creamy dreamy
Hot stinky poo
They call me sloppy jalopy
I eat ice cream with my honey
She makes me laugh sometimes
Because you know shes so funny
They call me sloppy jalopy
Ive got t he barbecued buns
Because I wear no panties
When I back in the sun
I pick my nose clean baby
Roll the boogers in a ball
And I flick em at people
When I go to the mall
I got a big pair of shorts
And theyre cut off way below the knees
I keep my pockets filled up
With macaroni and cheese
I watch the Larry king
So I can fall right to sleep
My girlfriends got taste because
She thinks Im a creep
I dont watch the news
Because I cant stand the sports
And my favorite companions
Are usually sold in cold quarts
I dont take no showers
Cause Im a natural dude
But I do change my mind
Because I hate to be rude
I love to do the lambada
But I dont do it very well
And my hairs always perfect
Because I use the styling gel