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Im not the one you love
Im not the one you want
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
Im the only one youve got
Im not the one you dig
But Im your main house nig
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
Im the only one youve got
Youre lonely Im h*rny
I know it may sound corny
Ive got it you need it
Your p*ssys starved Ill feed it
Im easy dont tease me
I know it may sound cheesy
But I love thee I need thee
So please dont ever leave me
Im not Antonio Banderas
But check my underwearas
Theyre mighty stinky cause I wear them alot
But theyre the only ones Ive got
Im caring and daring
My b*tt Ill soon be baring
But dont worry just relax
Just take a few more zanax
Its allright its I dont mind
Just wash it down with some wine
Cause I love thee I need thee
So please dont ever leave me