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I dont want no h.i.v.
I dont want no bullets inside of me
I dont want no d.w.i.
I dont want satan sticking that fork in my big eye
I dont need no driveby in front of my crib
I dont need your father to find out what I did
Last night with you baby in the back of that cab
In fact I dont even want to meet your dad
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something thatll let me park my car
When Im fked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something thatll let me park my car
When Im fked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I dont want to live on the mean streets of Chicago
I dont want you to call me Bobo
I dont need to watch t.v. twenty four hours a day
I dont need some motherfking ad exec trying to tell me what to say
I need a little more gravy on my potato
I need a little more pepper on my big ole pink tomato
I need a little more treble in my stereo
I need a little more blonde in my haireeeooo
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something thatll let me park my car
When Im fked up in the middle of the night
I need a bullet-proof-body-rubber-evil-shielding-device
Something thatll let me park my car
When Im fked up in the middle of the night
Call you up the next day and act real nice
I need a risk free money back guarantee
Dont need no problems hounding me
I need to make sure my girlfriends not got mafia ties
Dont need nobody coming after me
I need to make sure that I keep my door locked try to keep my gun stocked try to keep it c*cked try to keep it from firing
Late at night at my head when Im in bed trying not to think about the things that I said to you yesterday