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Once I was pathetic look at me now wanted success didn't know how I'm here to share my secret cause you're my friend so listen very closely save your questions 'till the end by the time I'm done this song I hope you understand by the time I'm done this song and I reveal my plan of how I made a million in a punk rock band but it's not for the money that I give what I give I'm just trying to make the world a better place to live writing songs and practicing that's not for me I just want to meet some girls and get in shows for free drink a lot of beer and sleep late every day give the people what they want that's what I always say now that I am done my song I hope you understand now that I am done this song and I've revealsed my plan for how I made a million in a punk rock band.