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Damn. Its really bright up here.
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
If I knew we were shooting a video outside
Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your
self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares.
Now if youll excuse me, Im going downstairs.
You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em
Ha! too bad I got em memorized I dont even need em
Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you cant get upset
Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
Ill get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious
And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious
Cus he can dish it out but he just cant take it
Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it
Whos this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
Hes clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then
he ran
Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again
(alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan?
Im not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I dont care
Im bumping into people on the street Im wearing Shape
Ups on my feet
Im just like you. Ive been there too. Im rich and famous
so I take that back its not true
It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now
Im done
Now Ill go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun
and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block
out the sun
Im the worlds greatest rapper, a fact thats undisputed
But for some reason I act like I am persecuted
If you think Im a turkey well then you can just stuff it
Im the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But Id rather make fun of some minor celebrities
Heres a list of people that Id like to impeach
Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech
But I wont diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that aint fun
Theyre both really nice, they aint hurt no one
But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks
Arent you glad that Im back to get this message across
Im not afraid to get really pissed
At all my critics that hardly exist
Im such whiny baby Ill keep complaining
Im rich as hell my records sell
Im such an ass, but I get a pass
People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast.