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( s-Bachman)
Tell your city slicking cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
Shes been shakin up my biscuits
Draggin my feet all over town
Theres some bacon in the kitchen
And a clean towel behind the door
Yes Ill meet you at the warehouse
Then Ill never see you no more
And its too much for me
All that lovin for one man
Yeah shes too much for me
But Ill do the best I can
She used to call me "Rascal"
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"