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A Valentines Day party,
I didnt think youd show.
You dont like making entrances alone.
Youve got a new friend.
You've got a new friend.
Likes to go to movies.
Likes to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:
a film school drunk can be so hard to find.
You got a new friend.
You got a new friend.
And the two of you dont ever seem to part
You got a new friend ooh.
You got a new friend, now Im the odd man gone.
You got a new friend.
You got a new friend, I know.
And your moms got you convinced that hes the one.
Hes all you need, so forget me marry him at once.
But if you ever change your mind
I could still buy that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.
But you got a new friend.
Yeah, you got a new friend.