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Ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
giddy as a g*ngb*nger with a set of sutras where his magic johnson ought to be
yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for the counter productive
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut
tight the lights are staying out but no sweat Ive got aim like a mack truck
guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
Ive been baking cakes for the enemy
Ive been dying to find out the hard way
Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
two down now but whos counting anyway?
yes i can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
put away those pliers honey trust me cause i know the options
how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
Ive been getting up close and intimate
some close calls but oh im getting into it
in some states they say you can burn for it
but ill burn that bridge when I get to it
it's not a bad thing
to get professional
its got a nice ring
mandy goes to med school
Ive been taking tips from the government
Ive been getting d*mn good at hiding it
fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
two down now but whos gonna notice it?
if you show up and i am unavailable
my partner Brian would love to take care of you
he is a nice man
fairly reliable
he's in a rock band
and he goes to med school
and he goes to med school
and he goes to med school