Bridgette

(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)

There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette
She asked me was my d*ck a grown man or a midgette
Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling
I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King
Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip
And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No.
I took her to the back of the studio
And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio
I told the b*tch yo please don't bite me
Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly
So I slapped the b*tch for goin' out like a sucka
My d*ck was in her mouth so she bit the motherfka
To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions
And left jimmy standin' at attention
The look in my eyes said "b*tch you are gonner"
Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

So ya know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C.
And ya know I'm still out to get the p*ssy
Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her
Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler
Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees
Then I could tell that she wanted to fk me
She said lets get dinner and I had a fit
At ten dollars a plate I said fk that s**t
Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me
Why, cause Bridgette was too fkin' h*rny
She said please excuse me for a minute
To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it
She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin'
Thinkin' to my self what the fk is she doin'
Went to look for her and I heard screamin'
Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin'
Up on a b*tch like it ain't no thang
But then I flipped cause it was Bridgette gettin ed

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigg* screwed the b*tch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

So you know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to come over and see me
And do anything to fk the D.O.C.
She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her
Went to the store and got me some rubbers
Then I made a phone call up to the guys
Boy this b*tch is in for big suprise
When she came in put on a slow record
Said a few lines and the b*tch got naked
Laid her on the bed and told her suck my d*ck
Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet
Turned her as* over, Laid the ho on her back
Then we rode the b*tch like a muth*rfkin' Amtrack
Dre had the back and Eazy had the front
(I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started)
b*tch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A.
Dogged the b*tch out in each and every way
That's what I thought but with a girl Bridgette
The dumb as* ho, she liked this s**t

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigg* screwed the b*tch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)