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Hello, Colin; it's the fez!
Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
You have angered the volcano god!
I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
(ha ha ha ha)
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)
He's frightening the women and he's r*ping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!
Excuse me while I puke and die
(ha ha ha ha)
Know what me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
It's the godd*mn periodic table of elements.
They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
They give them names like Einsteinium,
Californium, and Nobelium.
And what I want to know is
If they're man-made
Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?
Know what's bothering my mind?
There's a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Surfers
Is how we make our living
(ha ha ha ha)