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Verse 1
Dubbell vee:
hey compadre
Ratmann:
ci senor?
Dubbell vee:
hey, yesterday i went down to the store
i saw a guy, was white and he wore tights
i kicked him in the face and we got into a fight!
Ratmann:
ci! my noze makes noiizeee
it points down at my boizze
and annoizze (them), and dey was full of-
Chorus
Dubbell vee:
i say cheese!
Ratmann:
(we are full of cheese)...
Dubbell vee:
i have some cheese in my eye!
Ratmann:
isn't that a fly?
D.v. & rmnn:
ah say, cheese!
Dubbell vee:
(my life is full of cheese)...
Verse 2
Ratmann:
yorr hallucinations are caused by lack of toilet.
Dubbell vee:
i had a fish in the oven and decided to foil it.
Ratmann:
you have lots of hair, senor.
Dubbell vee:
you're eyes are full of flies.
D.v. & rmnn: i know that all youse think and say is lies lies lies lies lies!
(repeat chorus 2x)