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They offered me the office, offered me the shop
They said Id better take anything they got
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, do wanna be a cop?
Career opportunities the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
I hate the army and I hate the RAF
I dont wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
I hate the civil service rules
I wont open letter bombs for you
Career opportunities, career opportunities
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Oit
Bus driver!
Im your Ambulance Man!
Im your ticket inspector
I dont understand
Theyre gonna have to introduce conscription
Theyre gonna have to take away my prescription
If they wanna get me making toys
If they wanna get me, well I got not choice
Career opportunities the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, ones that never knock
Careers
Careers
Careers
Aint a-never gonna knock