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You are sultry, dirty, soft and hard
You are close to me and youre so far
And Im thinking of the time we spent together
Now Ill bury this in my backyard
Sometimes I sit and wonder
But Ill never dial your number cause
Im having fun looking out for number one
And Im doing all the things I like to do
Im having fun cause I knew it all along
Id be better off without you
You are guilty, pretty, high and low
Youre a place to stay and a time to go
And Im searching through the things you left behind here
Now its time for me to let it go
Sometimes I sit and wonder
But Ill never dial that number cause
Im having fun looking out for number one
And Im doing all the things I like to do
Im having fun cause I knew it all along
Id be better off without you
Late at night you pick up the telephone
Call me up and cry cause youre all alone I dont care
Apologize for taking my cigarettes
Now its time to feel all the side effects
Missing the life you had