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Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that i met my china girl
When i landed a 'pam' like on the san fran real world
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to asia minor but i was gonna bangkok
Like kristy yamaguchi i had to break the ice
Should i talk about mothra m*a*s*h or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a chinese star but it's a line i threw
Just thirty seconds over tokyo and this johnny would woo
I took a shot like jeanette lee put on my moves like bruce lee
I told he every soon yi needs a little woody
She said for all the tea in china my vagina's not free
But my love will linger longer than the ming dynasty
I said i needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in taiwan i said i'm o.k. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang i love you
Chinky chinky bang bang i know you love me too
In japan the hand is used as a knife
In japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
But now this captain kirk has his own sulu