Spiderman

ALRIGHTY
THIS IS A SONG

SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN
IS HE STRONG
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

IS HE STRONG?
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
CAN HE SWING
FROM A THREAD
TAKE LOOK
OVER HEAD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

DAVID DARK
COMING AT EM
HES GOT fking
ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES
HERE COMES SPIDEY
HES NOT fking REALLY SPIDEY
HIS MOVES DIDNT WORK
BECAUSE HE'S fking SPIDEY

SPIDERMAN
DOESNT LOOK RIGHT
HE LOOKS LIKE
CHEAP ASS
SPIDEY
WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
I CAN SEE THE fking BVDS
OUTLINE
OH fcK
STAY TOTALLY STILL
STAY TOTALLY STILL

ITS fking SASSAFRASSQUATCH
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
IM NOT MOVING
OH fcK

HES USING THE WEB
HES USING THE WEB
USING THE SPIDEY
HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
HES USING THE fking SPIDEY
THWA
IT DIDNT HOLD HIM
IT fking HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
BUT IT DIDNT WORK ON SASS

HE fking USED A MATRIX MOVE
HE fking USED A MATRIX MOVE
DOUCHE
HA
WHAT A fking FOOL
WHAT THE fcK IS GOING DOWN
SOMEBODY HELP US

HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
HE SHOT HIM IN THE as* WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
BUT IT DIDNT
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS c*ck OUT
THATS NOT RIGHT

HERE COMES SASSAFRASS
HES fking REALLY p*ssed OFF
NOW WHAT THE fcK IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
ITS LOOKING LIKE A FIGHT
NO

YOU SHOULDVE fking KNOWN
NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR d*ck IN FRONT OF SASS
HELL RIP THAT s**t RIGHT OFF
NOW YOURE fking BUMMED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO
NO
NO
DONT MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
AH JESUS

HES SUCKING ON HIS fking CHODE
HES GOING SHOOT A fking LOAD
IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
HES GOING TO SHOOT A LOAD
AHH
THATS NON DAIRY CREAMER

WHAT THE fcK
THATS BAD NEWS BEARS
THATS A LOT OF CUM
THATS WAY TOO MUCH SASS CUM
SASSAFRASS
HE HASNT fking DONE ENOUGH

HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR
BUT I THINK ITS FINGER LICKING

THE ULTIMATE
AH NO
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
HES FLINGING s**t
AND HES TAKING A DUMP

AH JESUS
WAIT A SECOND
HES GOT HIM TRICKED
THE OLD STICK FOR THE fking SASSAFRASS TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP HIM ALIVE
THAT RIPS
LIFE IS A GREAT BIG HANG UP
WHEN EVER THERES A BANG UP
YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
TAKING A s**t ON DAVID DARK