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spoken
KG: Dude, we gotta fkin' write something new. C'mon.
strums
JB: I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
strums again
JB: Better, closer, warmer.
strums again
JB: That's it. Okay.
sung
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your b*tt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your b*tt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fkin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muth*fka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muth*fka, ho, you muth*fka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muth*fka, go!
fk yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
spoken
Dude, that was TNT.