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Ho ho ho, so many christmas letters, so many wishes! lucy wants a squeezy doll, jimmy wants a moon rocket! this lists rather long!
Yeh
hey now santa i'm writin to you 'cos theres a lotta cool shit i want
i know i been naughty but cut me some slack
cos theres a lotta cool shit i want
so heres my list, so take its advice
i want a solid gold hollywood machine gun from the front
i want a multi couloured lunch box filled with sticky buns!
I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight
i want all of the beatle's copyrights
i wanna drop florida off the map
i wnat pamela anderson's...
Hey now santa that's my christmas list
thats all the cool shit i want
but wait a minute santa theres some things i missed
theres still a lotta cool shit i want
So heres my list, take it's advice
I want a time machine and a bleeping gun
i want a statue of moby on the surface of the sun
i want to party naked on a school bus full o' nuns
i want a bumper pool table and a robot...
There you go santa i'm sure you'll agree
that there's a lotta cool shit i want
i know i been naughty but i garuntee you that i deserve every single one
so take my list, take it's advice
i know i been naughty
but life ain't nice
ps. i still-a need some more shit-a
I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
i want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
i want a magical slave thats pulled by flying stones
i want, look at all the cool shit i want!