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Things are perfect, without Melinda
Let's make a toast now, to her absence
What can I say about the time
That she showed up and cried?
Ruined the vibe, and broke the mirror
You know that we tried
Things are perfect, without Melinda
Let's make a toast now, to her absence
"Here's to breathing much more easily"
Things are perfect, skies are clearer
Without Melinda, let's have drink now
You met her at the Eighties Party
Spring of Ninety-Nine
She sang "Respect" on karaoke
Forgettin' all the lines
You know she was a childhood actress?
She tells me all the time
Things are perfect, without Melinda
Let's make a toast now, to her absence
"Here's to breathing much more easily"
Things are perfect, skies are clearer
Without Melinda, let's have drink now
Baby, you got a whole new style
And if you weren't so glum
I might tolerate you for a while, ohh
Things are perfect, without Melinda
Let's make a toast now, to her absence
"Here's to breathing much more easily"
Things are perfect, skies are clearer
Without Melinda, let's have drink now