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The Andy Milonakis Show
Original Air Dates: 2005 (Comedy Central)
I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but dont call me a bee head.
Bruce Lees on my head but dont call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
I hate myself.
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause its my show you cant tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, its time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause its my show Im Andy Milonakis.
Its my show Im Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
Its my show Im Andy Milonakis.