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I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But im not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But i'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
La la la
La la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me,
But i'm not gonna say,
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
But i'm not gonna say that,
In my monologue
La la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think i'd bring up joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But i'm not gonna mention him,
In my monologue
Hey joe, i'm doin' real well,
Tonight i'm hosting snl,
But i'm not gonna brag about that,
In my monologue
La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la
And if you're wondering i might be dating the werewolf from twilight,
I'm not gonna comment on that In my monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my vma monologue
But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage
My snl monologue
La la la la la la
This is my snl monologue
La la la la la la la
That was my snl monologue