I'm on a boat

The Lonely Island:
Oh sh!t, get your towels ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the f@#king deck
But stay on your motherf@#king toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
(sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf@#king boat

I'm on a boat motherf--ker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherf@#ker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick
I'm on a boat, b!tch
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh!t
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf--ker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me oh

Get the f@#k up, this boat is real

F--k land, I'm on a boat, motherf@#ker
F--k trees, I climb buoys, motherf@#ker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf--ker
This boat engine make noise, motherf--ker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

T-Pain:
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f@#ked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaf@#kin' boat

sha-sha-shawty, shawty, yeah