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I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load
And go and wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog s**t down
'Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
Keep on sk*nkin' ronnie
sk*nk the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna watch no p*rno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
And I ain't even got to listen to all
To all the stupid s**t you got to say
I don't wanna do a god d*mn thing
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
Keep on sk*nkin' ronnie
sk*nk the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about OJ
No, I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I aint even gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint got to leave my bed
No, no, no way, no way
Keep on sk*nkin' ronnie
sk*nk the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)