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She got my number and she chasing me so far
Me out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, Is high on believing
Its all surreal
Slip on a T-shirt, me gotta look so cool
Me Biba braces are making me so cruel
She Dinosaur and Me her He-Wh*re
Sleep Muriel
Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pi*s
This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping
She dressed to kill and Me looking so jolly
I know she will cos shes a lady of folly
Shes seventeen, oh ! You know what I mean
Shes a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh ! Shell bust her elastic
She so inviting, me giving up fighting
Im all in a whirl
Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pi*s
This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping
A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, youre the inhuman showman
Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more
So gullible !!!!
Me took ma band on the road for a lift up
She took my hand and she said "never give up"
Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yer
So subtle..
Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pi*s
This is Muriel the actor whos rapping, ping, ping