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Come on boys let's go to the fair
See the funny sights and the cool night air
Grasshopper kissing the old black crow
Road hog red do the dose-ee-doe
More funny things than you ever did see
Ringtail c00ns monkeys in the trees
p*ssy cat combing the tomcat's hair
Come on boys let's go to the fair
Had a banjo picking rooster the c*ckiest of 'em all
Strutted on the stage in his bib overalls
Close behind was old fiddling bear
Bluegrass music by a rooster and a bear
Old mother goose wore fancy clothes
High heeled slippers and fancy clothes
An old bare possum in his underwear
Killed himself a laughing at the county fair