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Chorus:
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
With polka-dotted stripes or even checks
With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effects
From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
Never compromise accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
Because dress has always been my strongest suit
Chorus
Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban whether clog, boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things to find a route
That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit
Chorus (2x)
Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why its vital
That tonight my droppings will not be subdued
That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth a candle
That I couldn't make more impact in the nude
So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Chorus repeated to fade
A dress has always been
A dress has always been
A dress has always been
My strongest suit! (during choruses, fades out)