Оригинален текст
I was walking down the street one day, on my way,
to the kindergarten.
My mummy, my daddy, my stinky stinky family make me walk all on my own.
Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.
I find cans in the rubbish bin,
I drink them till i explode,
I get onto the internet,
And start to download.
I get onto the adult sites,
I like to look at them,
I think they are exciting,
I could start a new trend.
Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.
The next day at my kinder,
I find a cute boy,
I start to take my clothes off,
And show them my best toy.
I start to slap my bottom,
I slap it really hard,
Sarah-Marie is my hero,
She was on my birthday card.
Chorus:
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
Ooooooooh, poor lil' me.
My mummy says i'm a lil' punk,
my daddy says i'm a lil' skunk,
but me myself and i think i'm a lil' DRUNK.
When the teacher sees what I have done,
She chucks a hissy fit,
I start to sing my lil' song,
Which'll soon become a hit......................