Оригинален текст
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the laughing
Shut up TURDS!
..was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there laughing
On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
The Virgin Mary and more laughing
Shut up TURDS!
.. Christ were there
on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And let laughing I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
... all rejoice amain on Christmas day in the morning
Shelley is starting to get p*ssed.. laughing
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. more laughing
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. laughing
On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
Smashing piano noise AAAHHH!