Оригинален текст
bright and shiny
bright and shiny
people all across the land
come and join our happy band
always happy, never gay
being clean is A-OK
bright and shiny
bright -excuse me todd- and shiny
if u save yourself from god
u will get the golden road
keep away from society
being happy is the key
bright and shiny
bright and shiny
-honk honk-